Part three of our AV Idol career series details the final months of an AV Idols training. In Japan the best script writers are hired to write the stories for the porn films. As is common in every film industry on the set re-writes are common. This is why it is so important to work with professional actors who can handle the changes to their characters and their lines of dialogue. In these documentary clips here the ladies of the class of 2009 are forced to memorize their new lines of dialogue, the twist is they have to do it under pressure. So they are forced to do go spread eagled in a common AV movie outfit, the secretarys uniform. As they’re pussies are spread wide on the floor an instructor comes along and randomly chooses a girl to fondle and grope as she is trying to study the new script. Some of the girls we later interviewed compared this step in training to hellweek in Navy SEALs school. The Japanese sure don’t mess around, everything they do is taken very seriously and professionally, porn actress training is no exception.
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Another James Gunn produced PG Porn video. This one stars Jenna Haze in an outfit straight out of Tarantinos Jackie Brown. It starts off classic, so much like the real thing it cracked me up.

A spoof on John Holmes. That’s all I got. Watch it, or not. Hey, I rhymed, yo.

I had to watch this on mute cuz my neighbors were in the hall at the elevator when I posted this, so no idea if its funny or not. I saw some funny fuck faces, about all I can tell ya.

In a follow up to last months post documenting the trials pornstars must go through before they’re allowed a chance to make it big in the JAV world we bring you part 2, the dental checkup. Girls are test for the sharpness of teeth, too sharp and they must have them dulled, for obvious reasons. The volume of their mouth is measured to determine just how much sperm they can take in a bukkake scene, anything under a metric litre is automatic disqualification. Also the circumference of their mouth is checked to determine how many dicks they can fit inside, important for the gang bang shoots and a small mouth, although not a disqualifier is definitely a career inhibitor. Finally the dentist himself performs penal insertion to determine overall quality of the potential AV idols mouth.
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Ohh shit, I’d heard of it before, saw some cartoon pictures of it so I thought it was a joke but it’s for real, Japanese Tentacle Porn. This has to be one the most retarded things I’ve seen before, retarded funny. I didn’t even click to see the videos, just the pictures was enough to know I’m way too fucking normal to enjoy shit like this.

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This ones pretty funny, its a spoof on Charlie Brown, classic material here. The dude who plays Charlie Brown is, I believe, Lex Luther from TV’s Superman. not sure who the pornstar is but she does a good Lucy.