A dudes nightmare and a goth girls dream, Freddy Kruger shows up with a claw hand with penis sharp dildo fingers. I would have personally gone for the Edward Dildo Hands angle but I can understand it’s hard to find a straight guy that would want to wear all that makeup.

I found this porn blooper video on another site and thought I’d post it because the clips in it are posts I was going to make individually. This saves my lazy ass a lot of time
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These cafeteria workers are applying to become adult actresses in an upcoming film called Osaka Happy Cafe Pie Princess. Applying for a porn actress job in the states is a lot different, all you have to do is suck off the director, or the guy who pretends to be the director on a dirty ass casting couch. In Japan, however, there is rigorous testing, as evidenced here. Blood type is important knowledge for any male Japanese to know if the girl in the video he will whack off to is worthy. And those bio stats and measurements you see next to every Japanese idol? Those aren’t just made up or guestimated, porn studios in Japan keep on staff the finest physicians in all of Nippon to weigh and measure the tits and hips of these girls.
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Well, not really. But a great fake behind the scenes doc on a fake Golden Girls porn video shoot. All ridiculousness aside some important questions are asked here including ‘If Blanche was the sex crazed one in the TV show in the porn version are they all sex crazed?’ Funny shit, especially if you’re a Golden Girls fan, well, actually, most fans probably wouldn’t be able to appreciate the humour here

I’m way too lazy to pull screencaps from these tube videos so you’ll have to actually read some of the shit I write to know what this ones about. EDIT – I have learned how to embed, Bill Gates look out. It’s a spoof on the viral video called Battle at Kruger produced by playstation to advertise a golf game. This video, instead of lions vs water buffalo is a golfer vs pornstar deal. I chuckled a little.