She’s just not as kinky as I thought she’d be.

Part three of our AV Idol career series details the final months of an AV Idols training. In Japan the best script writers are hired to write the stories for the porn films. As is common in every film industry on the set re-writes are common. This is why it is so important to work with professional actors who can handle the changes to their characters and their lines of dialogue. In these documentary clips here the ladies of the class of 2009 are forced to memorize their new lines of dialogue, the twist is they have to do it under pressure. So they are forced to do go spread eagled in a common AV movie outfit, the secretarys uniform. As they’re pussies are spread wide on the floor an instructor comes along and randomly chooses a girl to fondle and grope as she is trying to study the new script. Some of the girls we later interviewed compared this step in training to hellweek in Navy SEALs school. The Japanese sure don’t mess around, everything they do is taken very seriously and professionally, porn actress training is no exception.
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Another James Gunn produced PG Porn video. This one stars Jenna Haze in an outfit straight out of Tarantinos Jackie Brown. It starts off classic, so much like the real thing it cracked me up.

A spoof on John Holmes. That’s all I got. Watch it, or not. Hey, I rhymed, yo.

I had to watch this on mute cuz my neighbors were in the hall at the elevator when I posted this, so no idea if its funny or not. I saw some funny fuck faces, about all I can tell ya.