I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the US state trooper who let a girl off for speeding in exchange for a blowjob from a porn star. The jokes on her though, he still gives her the ticket. Maybe why she went public with it all, or, she’s just an attention whore with no shame who loves a camera in her face, among other things.

The old drive in classic pulled off with grace. So much so this nerd scores with two hot chicks which by my math makes this a threesome vid.

Here’s another porn spoof video you may enjoy, it captures the ridiculousness of porn movies quite well I might say, chaps.

One of the videos in the series of PG Porn spoofs produced by James Gunn. This episode features Sasha Gay and an oblivious auto mechanic.

A dudes nightmare and a goth girls dream, Freddy Kruger shows up with a claw hand with penis sharp dildo fingers. I would have personally gone for the Edward Dildo Hands angle but I can understand it’s hard to find a straight guy that would want to wear all that makeup.