In a follow up to last months post documenting the trials pornstars must go through before they’re allowed a chance to make it big in the JAV world we bring you part 2, the dental checkup. Girls are test for the sharpness of teeth, too sharp and they must have them dulled, for obvious reasons. The volume of their mouth is measured to determine just how much sperm they can take in a bukkake scene, anything under a metric litre is automatic disqualification. Also the circumference of their mouth is checked to determine how many dicks they can fit inside, important for the gang bang shoots and a small mouth, although not a disqualifier is definitely a career inhibitor. Finally the dentist himself performs penal insertion to determine overall quality of the potential AV idols mouth.
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Ohh shit, I’d heard of it before, saw some cartoon pictures of it so I thought it was a joke but it’s for real, Japanese Tentacle Porn. This has to be one the most retarded things I’ve seen before, retarded funny. I didn’t even click to see the videos, just the pictures was enough to know I’m way too fucking normal to enjoy shit like this.

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This ones pretty funny, its a spoof on Charlie Brown, classic material here. The dude who plays Charlie Brown is, I believe, Lex Luther from TV’s Superman. not sure who the pornstar is but she does a good Lucy.

I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the US state trooper who let a girl off for speeding in exchange for a blowjob from a porn star. The jokes on her though, he still gives her the ticket. Maybe why she went public with it all, or, she’s just an attention whore with no shame who loves a camera in her face, among other things.

The old drive in classic pulled off with grace. So much so this nerd scores with two hot chicks which by my math makes this a threesome vid.

Here’s another porn spoof video you may enjoy, it captures the ridiculousness of porn movies quite well I might say, chaps.

One of the videos in the series of PG Porn spoofs produced by James Gunn. This episode features Sasha Gay and an oblivious auto mechanic.